7am Meet my morning face. My four-year-old daughter calls it 'foldy' - and it's only going to get worse. Today is Wednesday - and, according to a new study on how our faces change from hour to hour and day to day, by 3.30pm I'll be looking the ropiest I do all week. A beauty editor friend of mine claims morning faces are less wrinkled than in the afternoon, because lying down means gravity lets up a little overnight. I'm not convinced. This looks like the face of someone who belongs on a 'Wanted' poster and who clearly needs to go back to bed for an hour or two. And where did the random eyebrow spot come from? Those bags under my eyes are awful, too - and that's after a full night's sleep! Wrinkles, bags and spots - now that's just downright unfair. All the clean school uniform I carefully laid out last night has mysteriously vanished. My seven-year-old son Jed claims this is the work of the uniform troll. I can feel my wrinkles deepening.