0 shares 55 View comments For the best part of 25 years, You Couldn’t Make It Up has been one of the mainstays of this column. All manner of absurd stories have come my way, most of which would be impossible to parody. Every year newspapers go to elaborate lengths to spoof their readers on April Fools’ Day. Frankly, I don’t know why they still bother. Real life is far more ridiculous. Looking at the papers, it’s increasingly difficult to distinguish fact from fantasy. It is nearly impossible to tell what is real and what is an April Fools now-a-days; real life is far more ridiculous Take the story I wrote about yesterday, the WPC suing a petrol station owner for damages after tripping on a step during a routine burglary investigation. That had April Fool written all over it. Except that it was true. There was also a report of a man in the West Midlands being wrestled to the ground by two police officers on their way to a fancy dress party. Solihull Police tweet