The Boris Johnson comb-ometer: From Bowl Cut to the full Worzel, hair-raising proof the Prime Ministers' locks are the REAL barometer of his fortunes
Comb key: One comb : Choirboy neat Two combs : Signs of disrepair Three combs : Bedraggled Four combs : Fingers-in-the- socket job Five combs : Worzel Gummidge Good god, had he been fighting with Dilyn the dog? That was my immediate thought when Boris Johnson appeared via video message this week to pay tribute to Team GB athletes. Those blond locks were in such a bedraggled state, one would have been forgiven for thinking he'd just rolled out of bed after a night out on the razzle. What is it about the Prime Minister and that extraordinary thatch? Almost without exception, he is incapable of appearing in public without looking as if he has just pressed his tongue against a 9V battery. There is no denying it makes him distinctive. Churchill had his cigar. Thatcher her handbag. Boris his Barnet Fair (as the Cockneys say). But could it be that there is a little more to it than that? For, as we see below, the PM's hair also has a funny knack of reflecting the political climate